oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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