So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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