just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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