I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Randomize
