He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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