adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
He has the fingertips of a God
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