no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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