So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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