Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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