Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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