I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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