he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
Let's get the cat blown out
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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