hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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