i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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