i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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