have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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