Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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