i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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