So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
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