Joe is yelling at the trees again.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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