awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
There are leaves in my underwear?
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