when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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