did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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