PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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