But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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