What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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