did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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