Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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