i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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