Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I had to cum in my sink.
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