what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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