We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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