Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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