I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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