Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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