What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
he puts the penis in happiness.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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