Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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