butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Green mimosas i think yes
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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