You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Someone shit on the floor
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Randomize
