fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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