Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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