The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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