white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
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