Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
