Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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