Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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