So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
do nipples grow back?
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