Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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