the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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