Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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