you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
