Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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