Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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