the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Randomize
