No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Alive.
So much puke
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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