return my video game
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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